Bad joke generator

What's metal,'s favourite film?
Metalag 17

What's metal,'s favourite book?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Metalaxy

What's metal,'s favourite album?
London Metalling

Who is metal,'s favourite poet?
Metalph Waldo Emerson

What's metal,'s favourite song?
Hotel Metalifornia

What's metal,'s favourite album?
The Rise And Metall Of Ziggy Stardust

What's metal,'s favourite album?
Metalifornication

Where does metal, go on holiday?
El Metalvador

What does satan eat for breakfast?
Satanice Krispies

What does satan eat for dinner?
Couscous Satanickpea Salad

What does satan eat for dinner?
Satanicken Curry

What sport does satan enjoy?
Satanicket

Where does satan go on holiday?
Puerto Satanico

What does satan eat for breakfast?
Berry Berry Satanice

What's satan's favourite song?
Another Satanick in the Wall

Where does satan go on holiday?
Satanicaragua

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